Tried to get MORE onions from my favorite pizza place. It was delicious, but still wish there were more.
Tried to get MORE onions from my favorite pizza place. It was delicious, but still wish there were more.
by tummybox
17 Comments
cooperluna

realestateagent0
I am not the onion girl, but after reading the request even I was let down seeing the final pizza. You can still see cheese and crust! No one’s going to become an onion like that
tacocollector2
They failed you. I’m so sorry.
AntTheMans
You definitely will earn a rightful onion nickname from the kitchen if you keep doing this. Onionboy
Blurstingwithemotion
Maybe try and trick them by asking for the same amount of red onions?
ParkingMusic1969
The trick is to call them after you order and tell them its for a special event and the onions are needed as sacrifice to the gods.
XephyrGW2
This is like the amount of onion I wish every pizza came with by default. They could definitely do a lot better here. Maybe try capslock next time, really lean into the crazed onion fiend?
Pat_OConnor
One time I got luck with “I want to overdose and die on mushrooms even if there’s less beef in my steak sub” so maybe embrace onion death?
hiluhry
Maybe tell them a measurable quantity- I want 3 entire diced onions on my pizza. Or I literally want 4 level cups of onion on my pizza.
Looks like a good start, tho! I’d eat the hell out of that even tho it does need more onion.
SignificantCarry1647

mh1357_0
They didn’t do enough
Cowards
redapplefalls_
They definitely did NOT give you enough onions
dolphinitely
that’s definitely not enough
SendAstronomy
You deserve better, onion girl.
zombies-and-coffee

(Not enough onions, not disappointed in you, OP. You’re a lovely person)
17 Comments

I am not the onion girl, but after reading the request even I was let down seeing the final pizza. You can still see cheese and crust! No one’s going to become an onion like that
They failed you. I’m so sorry.
You definitely will earn a rightful onion nickname from the kitchen if you keep doing this. Onionboy
Maybe try and trick them by asking for the same amount of red onions?
The trick is to call them after you order and tell them its for a special event and the onions are needed as sacrifice to the gods.
This is like the amount of onion I wish every pizza came with by default. They could definitely do a lot better here. Maybe try capslock next time, really lean into the crazed onion fiend?
One time I got luck with “I want to overdose and die on mushrooms even if there’s less beef in my steak sub” so maybe embrace onion death?
Maybe tell them a measurable quantity- I want 3 entire diced onions on my pizza. Or I literally want 4 level cups of onion on my pizza.
Looks like a good start, tho! I’d eat the hell out of that even tho it does need more onion.

They didn’t do enough
Cowards
They definitely did NOT give you enough onions
that’s definitely not enough
You deserve better, onion girl.

(Not enough onions, not disappointed in you, OP. You’re a lovely person)
“thank you. love you. have a good day” 🤣🤣
Well done